cupcakes taste like violence

My names Taylor. They don't really design them like me anymore, but I'm not sure if that's a good or a bad thing. My life is an absolute joke and I don't take shit too seriously. I smoke too many cigarettes and eat too many burritos. I'm a ticking time bomb and you'll probably hate me more than I do. I'm brutally honest and I couldn't give a fuck less what you think about me. I live for good times, great food and amazing memories. I'm completely and utterly lost in the world but in the end, we are who we are because we've done what we've done.
"I don't care if it's heroin in my cup. It's in my cup. Fuck you." - Lil wayne.